Sunday, March 27, 2016

Let me tell you a thing.

(this is all freakin' cannon)

So, Sigyn is of Vanaheim, a princess or whatever. Her father and mother took her to visit Asgard summers, no doubt because of a hopeful alliance or arranged marriage, eh, yeah. She hated Loki, because he was basically such a little fart his whole childhood, and kinda liked Thor, but they both annoyed her. Think smart-alic loud blondie bebopping along after the sons of Odin, the whole summer, and they had to please her.

.....aaaaaaand at some point, she shoves Loki into the palace pig sty, so mortal enemies (immortal? eh?) from then onwards. He hates her guts, she hates his; she can fight better then he can, so he hides in his books.

 But the king of Vanaheim suddenly just doesn't want to make the trip to Asgard, so her mother brings her a few years, then ... her mother dies. Nothing happens for years until the king dies as well and his dirt-bag, flee of a son, her brother, gets the throne, the money, her. So, he bargains with the Allfather for her to be engaged to Thor, but secretly, to avoid any confusion if it doesn't pan out.

Thus, the settling of my canon fic.

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