"I'm sorry"

 Red.

That was all he could remember.

So much red, sordid and staining everything, drenching. And white. She was so white, all color drained from that soft face. 

He had done this.

No cry, no tears, no scream. Nothing, save numb surprise. And she looked at him, as if he could save her, as if she trusted, so completely, that he would.

The Asgardian Bride

SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I DRAW SIGYN AND LOKI AS WHESLY AND BUTTERCUP.

Oops, too late.

... what have I even done?

Wait.

WAAAAAAAAAAIIT A MINUTE.

... does this mean Thor is Humperdink?!?!?!

 AND DOES THIS MEAN FRANDRAL IS INIGO, HOGAN IS FEZZINI, AND VOLSTEGG IS FEZIC?!?!??!?!

AND ODIN AND FRIGGA ARE THE KING AND QUEEN?!??!?!?!?

Someone freakin' stop this

so ... she just chains him to her when he's been a bad boy too long?

I AM CRYING, these are unbelievably funny!!!

Sigyn's Lament

Look at this. Look. The bliss. I am ridiculously happy with this.

*weeps tears of pain from the fabulousness*

SUNSHINE PRINCESS.

Because big, bad Loki has problems with expressing it, thankyouverymuch, THE CUTENESS. This is really freakin' cute, alright, just ... cute as puppies. Asgardian puppies. What?